oh no she didn't...oh YES she did?!!

I am seriously unsure if this post is a good idea, in fact I KNOW its not, but as painful as it is, I need this in writing as part of my documenting the "VERY BADS" in life.

On Monday, the little girl I babysit for was over (Lauren). The kids were in the back yard when Brayden screams, "LAUREN POOPED ON THE GRASS!" What? No way- is what I was thinking. Obviously he found some dog poop in the yard?? Right? Please?? No. I walk out there to find Lauren pulling up her pants with the guiltiest look on her face... I walk closer...and closer...in sheer horror... there it is, oh my gosh, yes she DID POOP on my grass! Horrified & disgusted, I told her to go wipe & wash her hands twice. Then I called her MOTHER. What in the world did I do to deserve such a surprise? By the way, this was after she dumped half the fish food in the fish bowl, cut her hair with the kid scissors, then she decided to go for the glory and top off the day with her own version of fertilizing my lawn?

To her credit, she told me she had a stomach ache & had to go 'real bad'. So I guess if we are looking at the "bright side", (JER!) I am "lucky" it wasn't on my carpet. Jer walked in during the commotion & started laughing hysterically... I'm glad he took it so well since he's the one that has to "get rid" of IT!